Title: Sweemun’s Unfortunate Transformation
Author: meixuan
Rating: Q for quacking
Summary: meixuan and sweemun visits Hogwarts and sweemun gets turned into a duck.

“And the winner to this week’s contest is… Lee Mei Xuan! Your reward is an exclusive visit to Hogwart’s School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry and you get to bring a friend along with you!”

I won? Seriously? Thought meixuan when she heard the announcement over the radio. And I get to bring a friend too… hmmm I’ll bring sweemun then, since she’s obsessed with Harry Potter lol

And this is why the two girls found themselves at the gate of Hogwarts on a beautiful Friday morning.

Sm: *lifts ducky keychain to mx’s ear and have it quack* I’m so excited!
Mx: I know I know. *rolls eyes*

As they took the grand tour around the academy with their tour guide who is none other than Harry Potter himself, many pairs of eyes turned to stare at them.

While in the bathroom of the Gryffindor common room…
Mx: You shouldn’t have wore the pink socks
Sm: But I wanted to impress Harry!
Mx: Your cheating on Loki?
Sm: No… I’m just exploring other options. And besides, the robes would look much better if they had my pink socks.
Mx: Whatever.
Sm: You’re just jealous. *lifts ducky again at mx’s ear and have it quack*
Mx: You have got to stop doing that! And there’s nothing to be jealous about, Harry looks like a gargoyle -_-

The pair gets to have a classroom experience as part of their tour, and the class they’re going to be sitting in would be Snape’s Potions Class.

Draco: Now now, what do we have here, Potter?
Harry: I do not need to explain myself to you, Malfoy.
Draco: Who do you think I am? Of course I know who they are.. they are visitors to Hogwarts and you have been assigned their tour guide.
Harry: Yes, so shut up and go away with your stupid minions.
Draco: I was just wondering what would happen if something accidentally happens to our precious guests.
Harry: Leave them alone, Malfoy. This has nothing to do with you.
Draco: Oh really? *raises eyebrows* I have nothing against them, really. But I would love to see Dumbledore’s love child get into trouble.
Harry: I would love to see you try.
Draco: Dare me.



However, their little confrontation was interrupted by Snape’s bellowing voice as he entered the class.

Snape: SILENCE! And get back to your seats. *Looks over at meixuan and sweemun* So we have guests. I understand that the two of you would be seating in, but I would appreciate it if you do not disrupt my class, or I cannot guarantee your safety.
Meixuan/Sweemun: *gulps in silence*
Snape: Now turn to page 298 of your Potion’s textbook. What we’ll be touching on today is….

They survived the Potions Class and sighed in relieve when the class ended as they followed Harry out of the dungeon.

Mx: Now that was scary.
Sm: Yeah. *lifts ducky keychain to mx’s ear and have it quack*
Mx: Ugh…
Draco: So one of our guests is fond of ducks, huh?
Harry: I said leave them alone, Malfoy.
Draco: Make me.

Harry started raising his wand but he was 2seconds too late as Malfoy pointed his at Sweemun and chants a magic spell that turned Sweemun into an identical duck that looked like the keychain sweemun has used to annoy meixuan all day with.

Mx: *freaks out and mutters omgomgomgomgomgomg…*
Harry: What did you do to her?!
Draco: Are you blind? I turned her into a duck.
Harry: You are so not getting out of this, Malfoy. *Lifts wand, and was about to chant a spell when Snape walks out of the dungeon*

“Now what do we have here,” Snarled Snape as he walked into the scene. “Harry potter. You again. Have you not created enough trouble this past year? And now here you are, raising your wand against my students outside my dungeon. 50points from Gryffindor”

Harry: But.. Draco turned one of our visitors into a duck!
Snape: Now did he? *Turns to Draco* did you turn one of our visitors into a duck?
Draco: Nope.
Snape: There you go. And another 50points from Gryffindor for lying.
Harry: ……
Snape: Now that we have got this cleared, I have important things to attend to. Now don’t you have another class to run along to, Malfoy?
Draco: Yes professor. *smirks and heads on to his next class*
Snape: And stay out of trouble, Potter.
Harry: *death stare after his professor*






Mx: Harry potter! My friend’s been turned into a duck! What should we do?!
Harry: There’s nothing we can do, meixuan. However, the spell will wear off in two hours so we’ll just have to wait.
Mx: *Phew* Oh thank god.

To avoid further trouble, Harry and meixuan (and little ducky sweemun) decided to spend the rest of the visit in the Gryffindor common room.

While Harry went to get something from his room, meixuan tries to communicate with Sweemun the rubber ducky.

Mx: *Holds sweemun in her palm* Hey sweemun! Can you hear me?
Sm: *Quack!*
Mx: OHMYGOD!!! *Laughs*
Sm: *Quack QuackQuack*
Mx: Maybe this is retribution for annoying people with your stupid duck. *Laughs some more*
Sm: *Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack*
Mx: Oh look! You have pink instead of yellow duck feet! Must be your pink socks huh. This is hilarious.
Sm: *Quack Quack QuackQuack*
Mx: You know seriously. You’re a toy duck now. And even though you can quack, you do not have any expression whatsoever, so I really don’t know what you’re thinking or talking or quacking cause I don’t speak duck language.
Sm: *Quack*
Mx: *Picks up sweemun’s original toy duck keychain* Hey Mr. Ducky. Let me introduce you to a new friend ^^ *puts sweemun the duck in front of toy duck* this is Sweemun the duck! And she’ll be your girlfriend for the next two hours! ^^
Sm: *Quack Quack Quack* (Probably vulgarities lol)
Mx: You know, since we have two hours, you might as well enjoy this. *Queezes toy duck to produce a Quack* I would love to be your boyfriend, quacks toy duck! AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Sm: *Quack and attempts to roll eyes but couldn’t because she’s a toy duck now*
Mx: Ah! Now is the perfect time for duck jokes! Now sweemun, what time does a duck wake up?
Sm: *Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack*
Mx: At the Quack of dawn! HAHAHAHAHHA
Sm: *Quack Quack Quack*
Mx: You know, it’s not much fun when all you can do is quack.
Sm: *QuackQuackQuack*

It was entertaining making fun of sweemun but meixuan soon grew out of it because it doesn’t matter what she says or does with the ducks, all she’s going to hear are quacks O_o

So two hours pass in a blink of an eye and Sweemun transformed back into her original human form, complete with pink socks.

Mx: So how’s the duck tour?
Sm: *Quack Quack QuackQuack*
Mx: Why are you still quacking? You’re already in your human form.
Sm: *shows expression that she doesn’t know why either*

So they both turned to Harry for an explanation.
“Oh I forgot to mention that the spell has side effects. She’ll probably continue quacking for the next three days”

Sweemun was shocked beyond words and meixuan couldn’t stop laughing.

And so this concludes their quacking experience at Hogwarts of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The End.